At least we’re not the only ones.

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Dilbert: 1998-05-06

Ted: The marketing department saves the day! Check out these brochures I made. This new product will allow us to dominate the market!

Dilbert: But we don’t make this product.

Ted: That hasn’t hurt our sales so far.

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Marketing's Motto

Ted: Maybe it was wrong to promise our customers a product that hasn’t been designed yet. But our motto in marketing is, “It’s better to beg for forgiveness than to seek permission.”

Dilbert: Your motto needs some design work too.

Note: s-anand.net (http://www NULL.s-anand NULL.net/) has a great searchable database of Dilbert comics. Ah, the glory days of the internet are not gone yet.

(Note: these images are copyright United Features Syndicate and are not intended to violate copyright or any of that kind of nonsense. Don’t sue me, bro!)